"Our sustenance now comes from misery"

Hey Guys

Just wanted to give you a heads up, I love takin’ dumps.

Last night I woke up and I was really thirsty, so I sat up and started drinking water from the bottle I had next to the bed. Then Skuyler woke up and said “Oh, I thought that noise was you farting a bunch.”

Skuyler’s in the bathroom singing really loud about boners and I need to pee. That guy’s a jerk.

I think I’m gonna try and use this tumblr. Mario or Becca should come help me.

Been drawing so many pigs.

I got a new phone number. People keep texting me because they think that whoever used to have this number still has it. I’ve been pretending to be him.

Angry Bird

Giving this to someone nice.