Just wanted to give you a heads up, I love takin’ dumps.
Last night I woke up and I was really thirsty, so I sat up and started drinking water from the bottle I had next to the bed. Then Skuyler woke up and said “Oh, I thought that noise was you farting a bunch.”
I think I’m gonna try and use this tumblr. Mario or Becca should come help me.
Been drawing so many pigs.
I got a new phone number. People keep texting me because they think that whoever used to have this number still has it. I’ve been pretending to be him.